This February I learned I had a cancerous throat tumor. Karen told me it was probably caused by HPV from too much oral sex as a young man. I told her that there was no such thing as too much oral sex and if that was the price to pay for giving a lot of young women heart-stopping orgasms, so be it. Turned out she was right! So, after 7 weeks of radiation, the cancer was gone, along with my beard, my voice, my taste buds, and my ability to swallow. Still convalescing. I'm hoping to go to the reunion to see some of the possible suspects again, but it may not happen.